According to Kanye West, Kanye West has been alive forever.
The news came bright and early via social media last night, and the world is in shock. As doctors and archaeologists across the globe attempt to figure out just how this is possible, Kanye West had this to say
"Kanye HAS NEVER NOT BEEN ALIVE. Kanye West HAS NEVER NOT BEEN ALIVE. NEVER NOT"
While requesting that he meet with top officials, and business leaders across the world, in order to spread his messianic message, Kanye made the bold claim that he has the power to make books cheaper.
Commenting on the possible mental health crisis her husband is in, Kim Kardashian had this to say,
"Please put me in the article you write about Kanye"
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