Wednesday, December 9, 2015

We Asked Presidential Candidates what 6+4 is....Their Answers Will Shock You

We got together a slew of Presidential candidates and asked what 6+4 is, just to see if they really know their stuff.  Let's see what they had to say!

Hillary Clinton: "America and our allies, especially Israel, will be safer if we vigorously enforce the nuclear agreement with Iran and implement a broader strategy to confront Iran’s bad behavior in the region."

Wow!  We never thought about basic math that way before. 

Jeb Bush: "The cornerstone of any effective military, counterterrorism or homeland security effort is ensuring accurate and actionable intelligence."


Well, we better ADD that to our agenda!

Bernie Sanders: Scientists warn us if we continue burning fossil fuels, we will experience cataclysmic change, in terms of more disease, more hunger, more drought, more famine, rising sea levels, more floods, more ocean acidification, more extreme weather disturbances and more human suffering. 

YES! Finally someone answers the question what is 6+4 in a way that makes sense. 

Ben Carson: "Keeping Gitmo open is a critical element in our never-ending efforts to keep the American people safe from another cataclysmic terrorist attack."

That's a pretty radical answer to what is 6+4

Bernie Sanders from the Past: 10. I hope I don't ever run for President. 

Just goes to show how policies evolve over time huh?

Donald Trump: Wow, it's 13. Anything else you idiots need me to answer? 

Fuck you 

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