in this photo: research subjects
Using key word phrases like, "I dare you" "Don't be a little bitch" and "You act like a pussy"
the MIT students managed to force feed the Fraternity brothers a variety of interesting chemical compounds and food combinations, the most fascinating combo being forced upon Chett Raker originally of Anaheim.
1 pound of Cheetos
2 Bottles of White Wine
A bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide
20.8 fluid ounces of Whisky
Mr. Raker then proceeded to write a series of soliloquies shocking frat brothers and researchers alike, before passing out in an inflatable kiddie pool.
Truly the good folks at MIT are fighting the good fight and doing the kind of research this country needs.