Here are 5 Effective Ways to finally matter in society!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Drink Apple Cider Vinegar and Destroy the Lining of Your Stomach
What a Truly Ugly Woman. Nothing about this is Beautiful.
The best way to have a flat stomach that looks really good, but is disintegrating beneath the surface, is to drink vinegar. Ulcers do not matter when you are pretty enough to forget that you are sad!
2) Go on an Expensive Juice Cleanse and Deprive your Body of Basic Nutrients
Wow I would never want to desperately hold and love this person.
When you are The Sexy One that everyone is talking about you will be happy that you have given yourself osteoporosis by depriving your body of calcium and protein for weeks at a time. Nothing is healthier than only eating fruit because the fruit is healthy right? Right. I am the Doctor Oz that loves Sexy One's. Trust me.
3) Drink Black Coffee Constantly and Erode the Enamel of your Teeth
Never in my life would I abandon a small family I had acquired to fall into the arms of this cigar woman
Nothing says sexy like black coffee, a cigarette, and no teeth. Trust me I am Doctor Oz. I know the secrets to women and their hearts and I know the secrets to that desolate flatness you so desire. I am the Doctor Oz.
look the doctor oz, he is normal, trust me