Thursday, September 21, 2017

On the topic of the Rapture

You're never ready for the rapture

When the rapture happens get popcorn

During the rapture take time to exercise, run, jump, play, those kind of endurance / brute strength type thing

At the end of the rapture get a rapture cake

During the rapture get a rapture cake

Believe in yourself and say, it's just a rapture, it's just a rapture, it's just a rapture, it's just the rapture

Hold your head high! If that comes easy for you bow your head

DURING THE RAPTURE CRYING IS ALMOST A DANGEROUS ATIVITY ATIVANITY ACTIVIMEMORY ACTIVITY

The weather up there is great

Don't be worried about this particular writer's sanity

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