In this photo: The blood of innocents
1. Kat Von D's Everlasting Lipstick
No one notices when Kat's been boo-hooing for hours over a Yoplait. Be like her!
2. TARTE Creamy Matte Lip Paint
Tart like the taste of your tears and creamy like that Yoplait you're still crying over!
3. STILA Stay all Day Liquid Lipstick
This beautiful and classy shade stays all day just like your debilitating depression!
4. SMASHBOX Be legendary Lipstick
The legendary lipstick will far out-shine and distract from your gushing eyeballs
5. BITE BEAUTY: Matte Creme Lip Crayon
Nothing says I'm beautiful and I am not crying as I talk to you right now like this subtle color!